Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed To The Hospital After Difficulty Breathing

It was sad to hear of the passing of Zsa Zsa Gabor (such a cool name!) over the weekend. A prolific 'divorcer' with not less than 9 husbands under her belt; she really was a divorce lawyer’s dream client.

She was also very complimentary of our often vilified profession, famously saying that: "I have learned that not diamonds, but divorce lawyers, are a girl's best friend." She even ended up marrying one of her many divorce lawyers (husband #7), which just goes to show that we can’t be all that bad.

So on behalf of all the unloved, unappreciated and unacknowledged divorce lawyers out there I would just like to say thank you for the support, Zsa Zsa, and may you rest in peace, my darling.

And just because no-one quite saw the funny side of divorce like Zsa Zsa Gabor, here are some of her best one-liners:

"Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended."

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."

"To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”

“Getting divorced because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married because you do.”

 

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